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the signs as emotions you can’t explain

classyastrology:

Aries: Chrysalism (the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm)

Taurus: Énouement (the bitter sweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self)

Gemini: Anecdoche (a conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening)

Cancer: Mauerbauertraurigkeit (the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like)

Leo: Liberosis (the desire to care less about things)

Virgo: Jouska (a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head)

Libra: Sonder (the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own)

Scorpio: Kuebiko (a state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence)

Sagittarius: Kenopsia (the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet)

Capricorn: Occhiolism (the awareness of the smallness of your perspective)

Aquarius: Onism (the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time)

Pisces: Altschmerz (weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years)

inspired by this and this

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

signs at their best vs. at their worst

• Aries at their best: "I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all."
• Aries at their worst: "I hate my life I hate you let's kill everyone."
• Taurus at their best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people"
• Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* "My life is over"
• Gemini at their best: "wow I'm fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I'm the new Beyoncé"
• Gemini at their worst: "you know I could kill you?"
• Cancer at their best: "has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all" *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*
• Cancer at their worst: "I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
• Leo at their best: "wow I'm so perfect I'm beautiful."
• Leo at their worst: "MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?"
• Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* "I love everyone wow"
• Virgo at their worst: "actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry"
• Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*
• Libra at their worst: "nobody loves me. you don't love me. he doesn't love me. my mum doesn't love me. my cat doesn't love me. my goldfish doesn't even love me."
• Scorpio at their best: "I'm a fucking goddess my life is perfect"
• Scorpio at their worst: "I hate myself my life is over"
• Sagittarius at their best: "heheheheh" *does something stupid* "wow I'm HILARIOUS"
• Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*
• Capricorn at their best: "I hate all of you" *evil smile*
• Capricorn at their worst: "I hate all of you" *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*
• Aquarius at their best: "unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you're gorgeous and so am I!"
• Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* "I hate earth. that's it, I'm moving to Mars"
• Pisces at their best: "I'm so cute. so kawaii. wow I'm an angel and so are you. hehe"
• Pisces at their worst: "murder"

things me and bats have in common

internetkidsarentalright:

ieros-and-milk:

-smol
-try to be scary but get scared by everything
-bad vision
-runs into walls often
-awake at night
-likes fruit
-confused

-screams to communicate

People laugh when I try to explain Canada’s vast climate and geography:

castiel-for-king:

Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park

They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.

Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:

And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:

…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.

And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for.  It looks a little different in the summer though:

but  in the winter it looks just like you think it would

Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes

There’s the fjords in Newfoundland

Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall

We even have beaches…really nice ones too!

…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!

collectivediversity im sure it would be a great show

collectivediversity if my grandma knew her im p sure she’d make me go see her to see if there are any demons on my shoulders

collectivediversity “she’s so angry, must b something wrong with her” -grandma mentality

my grandma wants someone to come and pray on me lmfao