zacffren:

i like being alone, not feeling alone

the signs as emotions you can’t explain

classyastrology:

Aries: Chrysalism (the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm)

Taurus: Énouement (the bitter sweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self)

Gemini: Anecdoche (a conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening)

Cancer: Mauerbauertraurigkeit (the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like)

Leo: Liberosis (the desire to care less about things)

Virgo: Jouska (a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head)

Libra: Sonder (the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own)

Scorpio: Kuebiko (a state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence)

Sagittarius: Kenopsia (the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet)

Capricorn: Occhiolism (the awareness of the smallness of your perspective)

Aquarius: Onism (the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time)

Pisces: Altschmerz (weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years)

inspired by this and this

signs at their best vs. at their worst

• Aries at their best: "I love you my life is amazing I love everyone. hugs for all."
• Aries at their worst: "I hate my life I hate you let's kill everyone."
• Taurus at their best: "Let's have a giant cuddle puddle with everyone I love people"
• Taurus at their worst: *eats the entire refrigerator including the metal* "My life is over"
• Gemini at their best: "wow I'm fabulous. do you see how perfect I am? I'm the new Beyoncé"
• Gemini at their worst: "you know I could kill you?"
• Cancer at their best: "has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? wow can I be you? I love you. I love you all" *blows kisses and throws flowers everywhere*
• Cancer at their worst: "I RULE THIS FUCKING WORLD BACK OFF AND DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
• Leo at their best: "wow I'm so perfect I'm beautiful."
• Leo at their worst: "MY LIFE SUCKS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MY LIFE SUCKS?"
• Virgo at their best: *feminist rant* "I love everyone wow"
• Virgo at their worst: "actually I hate you all. now I need to go clean my fucking room and cry"
• Libra at their best: *signs entire musical soundtrack*
• Libra at their worst: "nobody loves me. you don't love me. he doesn't love me. my mum doesn't love me. my cat doesn't love me. my goldfish doesn't even love me."
• Scorpio at their best: "I'm a fucking goddess my life is perfect"
• Scorpio at their worst: "I hate myself my life is over"
• Sagittarius at their best: "heheheheh" *does something stupid* "wow I'm HILARIOUS"
• Sagittarius at their worst: *kills you and drinks your blood*
• Capricorn at their best: "I hate all of you" *evil smile*
• Capricorn at their worst: "I hate all of you" *emotional breakdown and sobs for the next year*
• Aquarius at their best: "unicorns are real dude I swear. everyone is so beautiful. can I paint you? you're gorgeous and so am I!"
• Aquarius at their worst: *sobs* "I hate earth. that's it, I'm moving to Mars"
• Pisces at their best: "I'm so cute. so kawaii. wow I'm an angel and so are you. hehe"
• Pisces at their worst: "murder"

• Me: *lies across your lap*
• Me: PET MEEEE